On Toyshtan and America

There is a nation called Toyshtan. The people in Toyshtan follow a god named Albert. Their religion is known as Toyshtaner…

IMAGINE:

There is a nation called Toyshtan. The people in Toyshtan follow a god named Albert. Their religion is known as Toyshtaner. Their lives center around toys, or the lack of them.

Albert, through his Prophet, Muttnjeff, has informed all his followers that it is their duty to kill all nonbelievers…

Unfortunately, the religion of Toyshtaner is divided into two groups, the Yesters and the Nosters. The Yesters follow a prophet who has told them that they should own all the toys they can afford but they are never to play with them. The Nosters follow a different prophet and he has forbidden them to own or even gaze on toys. The possession of toys, he says, is a sin worthy of death…

For many years now, a civil war has raged on. Each group fully convinced that members of the other group are nonbelievers, worthy of death. They have managed to kill off about eighty percent of their population. Survivors huddle in basements under the ruins of what once must have been beautiful homes. They are refugees in their own land.

But, there is a beautiful land across the sea called America… It is, by all reports, Heaven on earth… If you could just get to America, you would have work and money and beautiful houses. Everybody, Yesters and Nosters alike wants to go to America…

America is really evil though, they make, sell, buy and even play with toys. Not only that, they have sent Toynaries who have brought toys to the children of Toyshtan. They have even built playgrounds and taught the children how to play!!! Most of the Toynaries have been killed or chased back home and all of their converts have been killed or forced to flee Toyshtan… Some of them have even gone to America!!!

The Yesters and the Nosters have come to an agreement that they will work really hard to get as many Toyshtaners as possible into America. They have a lot of friends in the United Nations who can pressure the American President.

They have promised to live in Toyshtaner communities in America, and never to become like the Americans and certainly, never to play with toys…

The Toyshtaners in America have followed their own agreement. They have bought up hundreds of blocks in American cities and chased all the Americans out… Still Albert keeps telling the Yesters to kill the Nosters, the Nosters to kill the Yesters and all of the Toyshtaners to kill Americans…

And so, they do…

Imagine that…

David…

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Author: davidrice1951

I am a vile sinner. I have been a soldier and a sailor. I have been a student and a teacher. I taught English in Mexico. I started and taught in a Bible College in Venezuela. I am married to Cathy, a beautiful lady from Guyana. We have two children, Christopher and Amanda. I am saved by Grace, washed in the Blood and filled with the Spirit. I love Jesus, my wife, my kids and you...

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