The old Evangelist walked slowly to the pulpit, looked out over the crowd and shook his head. Clearing his throat he started his message.
“God created mankind as perfect beings. The Devil tempted them, they made a stupid choice, and you are the result of that choice. You were born a stupid sinner and had a relapse. God, for reasons no man can quite grasp, loves you anyway but He has a problem, He is perfect and you are not perfect. His standard for those who would live with him is perfection and you don’t make the grade. The penalty for not being perfect is an eternity in Hell with the Devil who started this whole mess. For this, God has an answer. He sent his Son to die on a cross, and his Blood can pay the penalty for your sin, wash you clean, keep you out of Hell and take you to Heaven. All you have to do is believe that, confess your sin, ask him to forgive you, deny yourself, take up your cross and follow him.
“Some of you here will do that but most of you are so stupid that you will say no, go home, live a miserable life and go to Hell when you die. Those of you who are smart enough to spot a bargain when you see one can come up here and get right with God. The rest of you can get mad at me, go home and end up in Hell. The choice is yours, make it now!”
With that, he sat down.
PRAY-THINK-PRAY
David…

